A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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