- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Dwarf Shortage

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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