A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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woman's rights

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Dwarf Shortage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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