the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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star wars kid

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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