- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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