Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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