Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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