A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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