Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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