Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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