- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

All of these jokes are about white people

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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