- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

How old is victor? Half past dead

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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