You know whats annoying? Steve

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What's white and black? Color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

cory is gay

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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