why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Immigration Laws

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