- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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