What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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My jeans

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Anti Joke

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