what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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