- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Anyone can post anything.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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