:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

a chinese man pays the full price

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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