- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

a man checks his mypsace

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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