- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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