- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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