- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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