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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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