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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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