A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What's 9+10? 19

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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