- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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