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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What rhymes with milk...milf

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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