- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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