Cripples are lame.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is life? Paul.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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