Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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