my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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