- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A man goes to the potty.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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