- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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