- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

men, men like men= men+bed

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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