You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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