- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay rights.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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