- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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