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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

womans having rights.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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