What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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