- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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