- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Black people having a Job.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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