- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What rhymes with milk...milf

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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