What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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