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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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