- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

a man makes a bad joke

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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