Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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star wars kid

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