- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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