What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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