You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

My cat just died.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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