What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

You idiot.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

So a horse walks into a barn.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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