What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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