- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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