- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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