What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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