Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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