- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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