If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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