- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

I have cancer. And you're next.

Peas

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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