- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

why did the blue berry cross the road

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why Did the throw up He was sick

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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