Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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