- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

civil rights

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Your girlfriend.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

someone called someone else a frog

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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