Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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