Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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