- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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