- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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