- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

You're a big fat monkey.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

God is real.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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