- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

If you have a stroke, call 000

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

God is real.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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