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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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