What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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