chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Anti Joke

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