Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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woman's rights

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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