Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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