- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did one computer say to the other .........

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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