What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

whats hairy and crys your mom

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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