Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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