- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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