- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Thats what she said

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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