How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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