- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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