Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why? Because.

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Racial Equality

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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