- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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