What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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