What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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