- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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