- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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