Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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