- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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