A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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