- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

All of these jokes are about white people

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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