Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Everybody will die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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