What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Ross.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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