What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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