why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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