- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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