What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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