Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How you know when dislextic

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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