- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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