- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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