- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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