- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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