You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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