- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

You're a big fat monkey.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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