Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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