- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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