- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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