- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

if you don't like this you're gay

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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