What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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