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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Gay rights.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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