What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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