What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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