- Anti Joke

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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there once was a frog with no leggs