What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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