why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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ur an fagit

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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