- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Andoni was here

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

a man checks his mypsace

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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