Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Peas

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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