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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The american education system.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Black people having a Job.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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