Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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