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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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