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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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