A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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