It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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The New York Giants

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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