If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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