- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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