- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Cripples are lame.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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