-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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