Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's better than a stick? A stone

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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