- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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