yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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