- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Dwarf Shortage

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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