Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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