whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

a man checks his mypsace

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