What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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