- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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