- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

^ That's not even funny ^

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

So a bar walks into a man...

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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