What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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