- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

penis. nuff said.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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