- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Yes

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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