Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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