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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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