- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

homosexual rights to marriage

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Balls

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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