- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

bangers and mash?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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