What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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My cat just died.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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