- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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