- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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