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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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