Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

why did the blue berry cross the road

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

XD Jackass.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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