- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

woman's rights

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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