- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

your mom was so fat that she died.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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