How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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one of the idiot

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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