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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How old are you? 7

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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