- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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