Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Anti Joke

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