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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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