- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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