- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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