What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Black people stink of shite!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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