why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Take part of what?

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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