- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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