my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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