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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

A Chinese man fails a math test

This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded