- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Get on the boat.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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