An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A muslim walks into a gun shop

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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