Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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