Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

The New York Giants

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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