A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Hej Erik och Leo!!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Turkey Balls

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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