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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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