Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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