- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

A dancer walks into a barre

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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