- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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