what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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star wars kid

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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