What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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star wars kid

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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